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Wednesday, January 31, 2007
6:17 PM
Tips to make a perfect resume.
There are thousands of resumes that we had sent to so many company but to no avail. Perharps these might be one of the reason.
1. DO NOT WRITE AS IF YOU ARE SENDING AN SMS.
W Respect.
I hv sn de resume postd on e 16 of mth of may 06.
I m vy int 2 apply 4 de job n ws wondern if u ll hire me.
I ve lotsa exp in dis field n w 4yrs of werkin in dis line i thk i m vy suitable 4 de job.
W many thks,
2. NOT TOO MANY UNNECESSARY ATTACHMENT PLEASE
With consideration to my application i have attached some of the important documents for your reference :
a. My IC
b. My Parents IC
c. My Birth Certificate
d. My family and sibling birth certificate
e. HOPE Charity Certificate
f. Involvement in Line Dancing certificate
g. Participant in Singapore Idol Contestant number
3. TOO FRIENDLY
With all due respect my dear boss!!!!
Hi Boss, how have you been?. Oh i have been writing lots of resume this week.
I hope this time i can make it lar. Anyway i am so interested to work in your company.
Yah lar i think it will be very good for me to be able to meet you for coffee and lunch together to discuss further.
So can ah.. you call me lar. Anytime also can. Thanks ler.
So i hear from you soon ye?
Take care!
PEACE!
4. AHBENG VERSION.
Dear Sir
I have been working in wae laope offis for 3 months.
But he told me to go and look for anothel job. Walau e limpe really angry ah.. kanna treated this way by laope.
So anyway i see your offis oso not bad. A lot of mei ni.
So i expect you to call me on my pager ok! Latest i give you 3 days.
If you do not want to see pig head hanging on you office door you better call me.
Ok?? This is my last warning ah.
Please do not call the police if you know who you are dealing with.
Best Regards
Tay Ah Long
5. TOO PERSONAL.
Dear Sir ,
Hi Sir, how have you been? I hope you are fine. How is your children now?
I heard they went to the childcare near your house.
Must be very hard to balance between your work and family life.
How’s your wife? Is she fine? I am sure she is getting prettier by day.
And your dog. Do you have a pet sir. Its a joy having a pet.
Oh anyway i am suppose to apply for a job.
6. TOO SERIOUS AND LONG WINDED.
With my greatest respect to you,
With reference to Straits Times on 4th April 2006 Monday, in page 15 of column 7 of the CATS sections.
I saw that you are looking for a carpark attendant.
I am very interested to apply for the job in Marina Square , apart from the comfort of airconditioned,
there is also a straight bus from my home to MS so it will be very convenient for me
and also for the company as i can wake up at about 7am and still be able to reach there before 8am.
This job also i can foresee us being able to be best co-worker.
Maybe we also have the fate to be together. I can see ourself discussing over some of the importants
facts in the office and together nab those thieves lurking around the Carpark area.
I really hope for you to be able to consider me and feel free to call me.
But please call me after 6 pm if not right now i am working in another company and it will not be too nice
when my boss come and talk to me and you call if you know what i mean so call me after six, best time will be 720,
after i knocked off i normally went to grab my dinner so to not be interupted because it is bad for digestion.
Best Regards,
Chin Lo Sor
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007
9:35 AM
Aloha
Happy new year everyone. I guess this has become a graveyard. Hmm i will try to write soon. Keep a look out yah. May change template too.
Just to let you know. I am doing ok :P
